Comments on The Freelance Guru: Why Do Birds Always Poop On My Car?

giggles Birds are like the government, HA!

2008-04-16T20:19:00.000+01:00

*giggles* Birds are like the government, HA!

Grimm - Peace and blessings upon you and your fami...

2008-04-16T07:47:00.000+01:00

Grimm - Peace and blessings upon you and your family. I hope everything goes well today.

Linda - Oh definitly. The birds are extremley evil.

Dave - Well I suppose it's bettre luck than an elephant doing it

>Punchman - Your question is in a queue, pligrim, and will be answered in the order recieved.

Jams - If there's not a market for it, I advise you to start one while the goings good.

Karl - And Birds shivering is even more scary

Birds, man. Creep me the hell out. "The Birds?" *s...

2008-04-16T07:22:00.000+01:00

Birds, man. Creep me the hell out. "The Birds?" *shiver*

I'm very fortunate not to have much of a guano pro...

2008-04-15T13:06:00.000+01:00

I'm very fortunate not to have much of a guano problem. I have four good reasons for that - Robyn, Ted, Bebe and Mimi (okay 3 1/2: Mimi is disabled and can barely catch a cold).

Is ther a market for falcon head rests? your chosen raptor would be comfortable, it would protect your head from claw marks andbirds would be detered from aiming at gurus mid meditation?

Why is white the color of death to the Chinese? I...

2008-04-15T07:43:00.000+01:00

Why is white the color of death to the Chinese? It's a real pain in my arse. One time I gave Poor George this very pretty white scented candle and he just about had a fit. "You never give something white to a Chinese person!" he proclaimed.

Some cultures believe that a bird shitting on you ...

2008-04-15T05:50:00.000+01:00

Some cultures believe that a bird shitting on you is good fortune.

Compared to what, I have no idea.

Well, my car is silver and they still manage to co...

2008-04-15T02:39:00.000+01:00

Well, my car is silver and they still manage to cover it on a fairly regular basis. I think the little buggers do it out of spite and just because they can!

Almighty Guru, please accept my humble gift as a t...

2008-04-15T01:16:00.000+01:00

Almighty Guru, please accept my humble gift as a token of my appreciation.

Not a gift per se, but a link nonetheless.

Thank you!

Mr Bananas - I never ignore anything about birds...

2008-04-14T22:10:00.000+01:00

Mr Bananas - I never ignore anything about birds. They make doing so quite impossible.

Stealtherella - Dirty, Dirty, Dirty creature. What kind of person feels the need to own a parrot...

1990 - Of course, it might be a little bit difficult to stop the Falcom from using your car as a portaloo however. I predict that falcon nappies will be all the rage in the next couple of years.

I think i will tie a live falcon to my car bonnet ...

2008-04-14T15:58:00.000+01:00

I think i will tie a live falcon to my car bonnet this week - we will see if stops birds shitting on my car.

I think they might be onto something with the bird...

2008-04-14T09:32:00.000+01:00

I think they might be onto something with the birds preferring to do their business in water.

I can't even count the number of times my pet parrot has done so, and left me to quickly replace his water before he decides to wash in it.

One should not ignore the possibility that birds t...

2008-04-14T08:18:00.000+01:00

One should not ignore the possibility that birds think they're doing you a good turn by shitting on your car. It's probably not true, but one shouldn't dismiss it out of hand. Parrots are quite philanthropic in their own way.