Comments on The Freelance Guru: And that's the Tooth...

ha ha this is hillarious. hey btw you want my toot...

2008-07-17T15:57:00.000+01:00

ha ha this is hillarious. hey btw you want my tooth? lol

Don't talk to me about teeth, I've had some grueso...

2008-05-21T09:00:00.000+01:00

Don't talk to me about teeth, I've had some gruesome experiences recently with aliens growing inside my head trying to make off with my pointy ends. The surgeon had to get in there with a chainsaw, it was all very unpleasant and I've still got no sensation in the upper right gum area.

Anyway, you remember that book I mentioned, "Antwerp" by Nicholas Royle, which you said you'd like to read? The author has been in touch with me (hey never mind your awards, real writers read my blog!) and you can buy a copy of Antwerp and the prequel "The Directors Cut" from him direct if you e-mail him at nicholasroyle at mac dot com.

Hm, Googlebating is obviously not restricted to paranoid Middle Eastern dictators. I'll try reviewing the latest Stephen King and see what happens.

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2008-05-20T04:20:00.000+01:00

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I'm starting to worry - did Tom come and take thos...

2008-05-13T13:29:00.000+01:00

I'm starting to worry - did Tom come and take those teeth by force and leave you dead or permanently injured?

ps. Dale: I'm afraid so.

I only ever had one wisdom tooth come in. Does th...

2008-05-12T01:04:00.000+01:00

I only ever had one wisdom tooth come in. Does this mean I'm a moron?

Note: NEVER bite your dentist when he works inside...

2008-05-05T14:40:00.000+01:00

Note: NEVER bite your dentist when he works inside your head. Your dentist is your teeth's best friend - bite someone else instead!

You are quite right to refuse to donate Guru. For ...

2008-05-01T20:21:00.000+01:00

You are quite right to refuse to donate Guru. For is it not written - who asks for your wisdom teeth today, will want your tennis elbow tomorrow.

I'll get my coat....

Tom, oh Tom - you truly are a twit. I understand t...

2008-04-30T14:03:00.000+01:00

Tom, oh Tom - you truly are a twit. I understand the idea but if you thought about it for more than 10 seconds ... I mean, asking an Englishman for his teeth?! These are a people who think that 'flouride' is another term for shagging on the linoleum.

lol...poor chap!...ur wife reads ur blog??....hope...

2008-04-30T11:50:00.000+01:00

lol...poor chap!...ur wife reads ur blog??....hope not!:D

Mr Bananas - What an interesting idea. My wife h...

2008-04-30T06:38:00.000+01:00

Mr Bananas - What an interesting idea. My wife having sexual pleasure...

Perhaps you should have put him in touch with a cr...

2008-04-28T10:56:00.000+01:00

Perhaps you should have put him in touch with a crocodile, which sprouts new teeth throughout its life. I think you should buy your wife an electric toothbrush, on the understanding that she will not use it as a sexual surrogate.